DRG EDD: "Blue Thunder" (true solo driller)

No deaths, no bosco, completely blind. Featuring sticky fuel CRSPR + energy rerouting EPC + impact axes in Fungus Bogs.

A reasonably quick dive given the map types. I think a coordinated full team should be able to hit sub 30 minutes. I was a bit slower than I'd like as I struggled to find my aiming ability. I think I left it in the laundry or perhaps it was the heat in my room or maybe even the alignment of stars with saturn being in the bird house or something mystical like that. Whatever the case, the gameplay here is pretty mediocre, and I know I'm supposed to wow you and get you to tune in and like and subscribe and buy an environmentally unfriendly plastic trash figurine from some cheapo merch store along with an embarrassing hoodie that you would never wear outside unless you enjoyed being bullied by jocks (you're a geek) but perhaps you're into that sort of thing and this is exactly what you're looking for. The good news is that you can save your money, as there is no merch store. The bad news is there is still this video, and whether or not you choose to watch a 42 minute long uncommentated deep rock sexual experience with hideously low graphics straight out of 1996 and a worryingly unstable framerate (that you can track in two separate places on screen at once) is really up to you.

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Loadout:
22232 Sticky fuel
21122 Energy Rerouting
Impact Axe

Perks:
Dash / Iron Will
Resupplier / Deep Pockets / Strong Arm

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Highlights:

0:00 Build
0:41 Stage 1
3:29 Black box timed with swarm
13:10 Stage 2
31:28 Stage 3
41:52 Final stats page