Feed the Straq ( and he will score!)

A song for the new hero of Goodison Park!

From somewhere in Argentina
From a club we do not know
He was once their league's top scorer
Netted over twenty goals

Sat for months just warming benches
Looking glum, but getting paid
Should have said he was a full back
then Moysee might have let him play

Then at home against the Fulham
Denis had a change of luck
Fired a header in the corner
Knocked them out the FA Cup

When Man City came a calling
Denis played with fire and heart
Gave Mancini palpatations
Kicked poor Joelean off the park

Saha left and we signed Nico
Old Bill finally splashed some cash
But we still want Straqualarsi
starting every Toffee match