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In tonight’s broadcast, shocking revelations from the Russian Ministry of Technology confirm that rising CS2 prodigy donk was not actually born - but compiled. Declassified files reveal he was developed using Counter-Strike Source code, advanced AI logic, and whatever energy drink they had in stock at the time.

Experts claim donk’s neural pathways are written in C++ and his crosshair moves faster than democracy. Valve denies any involvement, though internal memos suggest they once tried to nerf him but received a segmentation fault.

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