Middle School: Get Me Out of Here

James and Rafe introduce their new book MIDDLE SCHOOL: GET ME OUT OF HERE.

Hi I’m James Patterson. Hi I’m miserable. Miserable? Is that your first, your last name? Stop kidding James, you know my name. Yup Rafe Kachedorian famous author of Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life. James you have no idea of the pains sufferings of my existence the feeling of total desperation and intimidation and anxiety and trepidation and please stop, you dont want to see a grown man crying do you?

James Patterson crying? Noooo that would weird me out. So what can I do to cheer you up? Get me out of here! Rafe that gives me an idea. Break out the drinkies, James Patterson has an idea. Get me out of here! That’s a great title for your next book. Surprise! I’ve already written it. Middle School: Get Me Out of Here.

You set us up. You led the conversation right where you wanted it. Yes, is that a bad thing? I guess not. James may I ask a serious question? Shoot! How do I get out of here?! Graduate?