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Welcome to TechOnion, where we peel back the layers of tech hype. This week, we're tackling Silicon Valley's brilliant solution to the energy crisis: using all the energy. That's right, Artificial Intelligence is here to solve humanity's biggest problems, right after it's done boiling the oceans to generate a picture of a cat in a sombrero.

From sonnets about crypto that cost more to generate than a small car, to data centers with their own weather systems, we're diving deep into the environmental "innovations" of the AI industry. As it turns out, teaching a machine the difference between a muffin and a dog requires the same amount of power as a small town. Progress!

Join us as we explore the "green pledges" written in environmentally-friendly gaslighting, calculate your personal AI carbon footprint (spoiler: it's not great), and look at the unholy alliance between AI and cryptocurrency. Will your toaster need its own nuclear reactor by 2028? Probably.

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