Скачать или смотреть Hood Weekly Parody Analysis 12‑14‑25: Santa Rally or Full‑Blown Grinch Grind for HOOD?

In this Hood Weekly Parody for December 14, 2025, we take a comedy‑driven look at Robinhood (HOOD) as the “Santa Rally” narrative starts to look a lot more like a Grinch‑style grind. On the weekly chart, we break down how the once‑glorious uptrend has turned into an awkward shuffle, with MACD rolling over and the 50 EMA down near 92 hinting there may still be room to fall. On the daily and 4‑hour charts, we roast the sloppy downward channel, the loss of the 50 EMA as support, fading momentum, and the possibility of just a small dead‑cat bounce before more downside. We also walk through the December 19th options chain, thin holiday volume, and why this might be a week for covered calls, quiet hedges, and not panic‑selling the exact bottom. This is parody, not financial advice – just a comedic breakdown for HOOD traders and fintech fans.