What Programming Languages Say About You

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Programming language stereotypes:
00:00 - Intro
00:05 - Java
00:19 - Python
00:39 - Javascript
00:57 - C
01:16 - C++
01:32 - C#
01:50 - Swift
02:06 - Assembly
02:25 - Matlab
02:40 - SQL
02:57 - Kotlin
03:25 - Outro

*These are all just jokes (I may or may not be funny). Enjoy the ~somewhat~ programmer humor!

Here are some programming language stereotypes; or to hop on the trend; here are what programming languages say about you.

As a java developer you just took ap computer science, you use blue jay as a coding IDE. You like to look up Oracle headquarters images in your free time and you constantly talk about object oriented programming with your friends (even though they didn't ask).

As a python software engineer, you either work in data science or finance. You randomly try to automate manual tasks (even though it takes you 3 hours for a 10 minute task). You have a bunch of fun programming side projects, but its not your main priority.

If you use Javascript you first started coding because you wanted to make websites. You keep up to date on front-end developer news and you're 1 fiver web dev freelance fiverr request away from quitting.

As a C software engineer you own an extremely loud mechanical keyboard. You compete in competitive programming (and you're not bad at it). You believe vim is the only acceptable text editor.

If you are a C++ software engineer you have been working as a backend developer for a large corporation. You usually wear a baseball hat and hoodie while coding. You have a solid TC, but you regularly think about quitting and opening up a bookshop in Spain.

If you use C#, you either work at Microsoft or you couldn't bring yourself to use C++. You really like multithreading and asynchronous programming (even though you don't really understand it). You subscribe to .NET newsletters and you are starting to worry about your coffee habit.

As a Swift software engineer you recently bought the newest mac and iPhone. Your friends constantly bring you app ideas, even though you know most of them are terrible. You wear turtlenecks and sweaters regularly, and you recently discovered minimalism.

If you code in Assembly then you are very good at math and do logic puzzles for fun. Though when you actually have to work on a project, you get stuck in a stack overflow thread from 2009 for 4 hours.

College students use matlab and absolutely despise it. You procrastinate on your math homework until the night before, and you often question whether college is really worth it. You want to work in a computer science lab but you are too busy reading matlab documentation to apply.

If you use SQL regularly, you are likely a database engineer at a non-tech company. You hate when junior software developers try to touch the database. You wear collard shirts but never button-downs. You have tried to migrate to other technologies, but your non-technical manager has constantly denied it.

If you program in Kotlin, you likely didn't want to buy a macbook. You regularly talk about how android phones are objectively better than iPhones. You have the best phone camera, even though you don't like photography. You are part of the PCMR subreddit and all your group messages are on Facebook (because all your friends have iPhones).

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