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"Poop Patrol" is a hilariously relatable song for every pet parent who’s ever had to grab the leash and the poop bags. Whether you're following your dog through the park or scooping after your cat in the yard, this catchy tune turns the messy moments of pet ownership into a laugh-out-loud anthem. With playful lyrics and a bouncy beat, it’s perfect for anyone who’s ever asked, “How can something so small make such a big mess?” Great for dog lovers, cat owners, and anyone on daily doody duty.

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
It’s 6AM, he’s at the door
Tail wagging like never before
Leash in hand, we hit the street
With little paws and four fast feet
We barely make it down the block
When he squats and gives that look
I sigh and reach for the bag again
This routine’s got me shook
[Chorus]
I’m on poop patrol, every single day
Bending, scooping, tossing it away
He’s the king, I’m the clean-up crew
Doing what a good pet parent’s gotta do
Yeah, I’m on poop patrol, it’s a dirty job
But I do it all for my furry heartthrob
It ain’t glamorous, but it’s love, I know
When you’re living life on poop patrol
[Verse 2]
He finds the perfect patch of grass
Sniffs around, then trots on past
Only to stop two steps ahead
"Seriously?" is what I said
Neighbors wave, I force a grin
Pretend I’m fine with the stink I’m in
Bag in hand, like a badge of pride
This is real love—I can't deny
[Chorus]
I’m on poop patrol, every single day
Bending, scooping, tossing it away
He’s the king, I’m the clean-up crew
Doing what a good pet parent’s gotta do
Yeah, I’m on poop patrol, it's not for show
It’s a labor of love, in rain or snow
No medals here, just a leash and soul
Marching proud on poop patrol
[Bridge]
From the backyard bombs to sidewalk piles
I’ve seen it all with patient smiles
Because no one said love smells like roses
Sometimes it’s... other things in doses
[Final Chorus]
I’m on poop patrol, and I’ve made my peace
With the daily walk and the plastic piece
It’s gross, it’s real, it’s oddly sweet
When tiny paws leave gifts at your feet
Yeah, I’m on poop patrol, and I wouldn’t trade
A single scoop for the bond we’ve made
He’s my mess-maker, my heart and soul
And I’ll keep marching on… poop patrol
[Outro]
So here’s to the pet moms and dads on call
Scooping proudly, standing tall
It might be stinky, but it's rock and roll
Living large on… poop patrol

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