Pokémon Crystal is a whirlwind of nothing

Spending far too long complaining about a game I played when I was 4.

00:00 Intro
01:18 Edgy anime antagonist
03:37 Johto's interesting locale
04:55 Team Rocket 2 is dumb
06:18 Ecruteak lore dump
07:47 The routes are even more interesting
10:45 Less jank
11:55 The ball rant
14:30 The bad Johto Pokémon rant
19:45 The good Johto Pokémon rant
26:23 My own poor choices
27:48 The bizarre difficulty curve
30:12 The Whitney rant
35:02 Every other gym is easy
36:44 Chikorita slander
38:27 game easy
39:50 The psychic rant
41:47 The weird game design desisions rant
45:13 The Kanto rant
46:44 The super boss rant
50:23 The legendary rant
54:19 A brief look at Heart Gold and Soul Silver
55:47 The rant over rant

Videos used
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HGSS Celebi -    • Pokémon HeartGold / SoulSilver - Cele...  
HGSS Arceus -    • Sinjoh Ruins Arceus Event [Pokemon He...  
HGSS Ho-oh (Salmence) -    • Pokemon HeartGold - Part 34 - The Fie...  
HGSS Lugia (Redfilipe) -    • Pokémon Soul Silver - Capturing Lugia  

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