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We've all been there, right? You hire a contractor, and the project timeline starts to look less like a deadline and more like a gentle suggestion.

I finally cracked the code. I got a sneak peek inside his "magic" toolbox, and it all makes sense now.

Spoiler alert: It’s not filled with high-tech laser levels or power tools. It’s got:

One (1) hammer (mostly for banging his head against the wall, I think).

One (1) tape measure (that seems to only measure in units of "soon-ish").

Three (3) laminated, notarized, and completely conflicting excuses for why the drywall is still sitting on the lawn.

At this point, I'm pretty sure the "conflicting excuses" are the only things holding the house together. 😅

If your kitchen remodel is also entering its "historical landmark" phase, this one's for you. Like and subscribe for more renovation pain... I mean, jokes.

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