Скачать или смотреть Drunken Golf Cart Demolition & The 9/11 Bag ¦ Bags on You PAYTCH ¦ Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Strap in, you degenerates. This episode is a masterclass in absolute brain rot. We kick things off with a near-death experience involving chicken tenders and a couch, before spiraling into a hypochondriac’s nightmare about cholesterol and “alpha” blood work. We’re exposing the great copper water bottle scam from China and realizing we’ve been duped by a fake Morgan Freeman on Twitter for months.

But wait, it gets worse. We solve the Middle East crisis with some questionable 9/11 takes, reminisce about Kony 2012’s child army like it’s a fond memory, and wrap it up with a drunken golf cart demolition derby involving a JBL speaker and zero accountability. It’s loud, it’s dumb, and it’s exactly what you deserve. The bag is definitely on you for watching this.