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THE OLD STORIES DON’T WORK ANYMORE

A Velvet Tremor signal.

Funk‑chaos meets ritual collapse.

Parliament swagger hijacked by Mr. Bungle absurdity and Tomahawk menace.

This is not a song. It’s a broadcast from the Carnival of Broken Genres — a surreal tent stitched from rusted circus metal and neon funk, where bone trumpets wail and traffic‑cone drums summon the end of monoculture.

🎪 Vocals: half‑sung, half‑spoken, all mythic.
🎸 Guitars: detuned, ecstatic.
🥁 Drums: ritualistic, unstable, joyful in their destruction.
🎭 Mood: ecstatic collapse, joyful chaos, mythic funk apocalypse.

The old stories are dead.
We’re carving new ones from static, sweat, and surreal debris.