🔥 Asmongold’s room is a RAID BOSS… and this is his anthem! 🎶
What happens when you mix Avril Lavigne’s "Sk8er Boi" energy with World of Warcraft chaos and a room that’s beyond saving? You get the ultimate gamer punk-rock song dedicated to the one and only Asmon! 🤘
From Dr Pepper towers to Wrath Classic addiction, this song captures the legendary streamer’s struggle against the biggest enemy of all—cleaning his room. 💀
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
He was a raid god,
Top DPS,
But his room is a total mess!
Cups on the floor,
Dr Pepper galore,
Dude, your mousepad’s fused to the desk!
Old loot boxes stacked,
Empty bags of snacks,
Wrath Classic but your room’s still Wrath!
Your chat’s callin’ you out,
Man, there’s mold in the couch,
Dude, when’s the last time you cleaned?!
[Pre-Chorus]
Under the blue light, blue light,
That old pizza is startin’ to fight,
And it’s growin’ legs overnight!
[Chorus]
You can try to resist,
Try to dodge, but you missed,
But you know, but you know that you
Can’t fight the clutter!
Old raid strats in sight,
But your desk’s lost the fight,
And you know, and you know that you
Won’t clean it ever!
No, you can’t fight it,
It’s gonna take up your room!
[Verse 2]
Bro, your bed’s just gone,
It’s a loot pile now,
Half these boxes are from 2009!
That’s a sock in your sink,
Dude, don’t even blink,
That’s an orc in the corner, he’s alive!
[Pre-Chorus]
Under the blue light, blue light,
Your whole room is a Warcraft fight!
This ain’t Naxx, but it’s still a wipe!
[Chorus]
You can try to resist,
Try to dodge, but you missed,
But you know, but you know that you
Can’t fight the clutter!
Dr Pepper cans stacked,
Like a tower attack,
And you know, and you know that you
Won’t clean it ever!
No, you can’t fight it,
It’s gonna take up your room!
[Bridge]
Twitch chat’s spamming, “Dude, just clean!”
Mods are saying, “This is obscene!”
Even Thrall would say, “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
Pick up a mop, man, this is bad!”
[Final Chorus]
You can try to resist,
Try to dodge, but you missed,
But you know, but you know that you
Can’t fight the clutter!
Dr Pepper cans stacked,
Like a tower attack,
And you know, and you know that you
Won’t clean it ever!
[Outro] (spoken, sarcastic)
Bro… is that a raid guide printed from 2012?
Yeah… that’s stayin’ there forever.
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