Get ready for a wild ride in Battle of Rock: Bard vs Dragon Queen—an epic musical showdown that brings a small village to its knees! When a terrifying dragon threatens everything, it’s up to an unorthodox bard and his trusty cockatrice to rock the heavens and save the day.
🔥 Arcade Bard teams up with Malefika for a collaboration filled with fierce guitar solos, mythical creatures, and an unforgettable battle of wits and rock music. Who will come out on top—will it be the Dragon Queen’s fiery fury or the Bard’s musical might? 🔥
Prepare for epic "cockery," legendary solos, and a confrontation like you’ve never seen before. Who’s the real winner when the dust settles? You decide!
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Credits:
Background Music: Generated with Suno AI Pro subscription (licensed for commercial use!)
Lyrics: Arcade Bard and @Maikaz (All lyrics are written ourselfs!)
Art: Huge Shoutout to @Natsukashii-Records!
Video made in: https://vizzy.io
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Gaming music: • Плейлист
Bard Tales: • Epic Misadventures of the Lustful Bard! (18+)
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Lyrics:
In a village so small, they barely got by,
A dragon descended, wings darkenin' the sky!
She came for their cattle, their crops, their pride,
Burning the land, leavin' nowhere to hide!
But from the smoke and the ashes that rise,
A naked bard on a cockatrice flies!
The Dragon Queen vs. a Bard with a cock,
The fate of the village will be sealed in a battle of Rock!
I hope you're ready for some vicious cockery,
Better call your healers, but not for me!
I'll strum you like a chord, while I hit that bass,
Open wide, 'cause I'm about to jam all over your face!
Like a legendary mount, you're 'bout to be owned,
My cock's like Thor's hammer, call it Mjol-boned!
My shaft extends farther than the empires reach,
I'm the cock master with the power deez nuts unleash!
They say you're known as the B, B, E, G,
But when I'm done, you'll B, Beggin' for my D!
Heroes gave it to ya before, now let me shoot my shot,
You’re in for a ride, ‘cause here comes my cock!
So, the rumors are true, the menace is real,
he's the man, no woman wants to deal,
with or even touch, with a ten-foot pole,
I'll make sure, the little bard, knows his role.
Before this song is over, I'll make you beg,
and teach you the meaning , of getting pegged.
there were so many cocks, just in part one,
with polymorph, I'll add another one!
So, get on your knees, and say my name,
this, little bard, is a two player game.
I'll make you my plaything, you'll scream all the same,
and when I'm done I'll send you,
on your walk of shame
I'm known as the B, B, E, G,
and when I'm done, you'll know defeat!
Heroes try'd to conquer me, I let you shoot your shot,
You talk an awful lot, about a lot of cocks!
(not that I'm judging or anything)
Cockatrice solo!
BAWK-BAWK-BAWK
BAWKA-BAWKA-BAWK-BAWK!
BAWKA-BAWKA-BAWK-BAWK!
BAWKA-BAWKA-BAWK-BAWK!
I'm known as the B, B, E, G,
You're known as the B, B, E, G,
And when I'm done, you'll know defeat!
When I'm done, you'll B, Beggin' for my D!
The bard was hard, as the dragon roared, their rock made the heavens shake,
The village burned, the sky was torn, as the earth began to quake,
Who won this battle, as the world split in two?
Well, to the survivors of this tale, that answer’s up to you!
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