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From total randomized destruction to full-on NSFW melee madness, Cyberpunk 2077 is packed with iconic weapons — and two of the wildest are Chaos and Sir John Phallustiff. In this Ultimate Beginner’s Guide, I’ll show you how to get both of them early — and why they’re more than just meme weapons.

🃏 Chaos: A pistol that changes its stats every time you reload. Critical hits, burn damage, shock — you never know what you’re gonna get.
🍆 Sir John Phallustiff: A melee weapon shaped like a certain... adult novelty item, but don’t be fooled — it deals staggering blunt damage and is perfect for stealth knockouts or meme runs.

🔍 How to unlock each weapon
🎮 Best builds to actually make them viable
🔥 Why Chaos can be OP with the right perk setup
💀 Perfect for challenge runs, stealth, or just having fun

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💬 Which one would you actually use in a serious playthrough?

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