Cartman Drives at the Denver 300 NASCAR Race - SOUTH PARK

Things get bloody as the Denver 300 NASCAR race heats up.
"Poor and Stupid" S14

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SHOT- inside Cartman's car, over his shoulder, as he races down the track. He's already wrecked Danica Patrick's car which we see in the distance, on fire. She's getting out the window, and trying to get away from the car. Then she sees that Cartman's car is heading right for her. She can't run fast enough and Cartman runs her over.
REVERSE- onto Cartman.
CARTMAN
You see that? Danica Patrick tried ta get in my way! That pisses me off.
BUTTERS
That's fucking gay as hell.
CARTMAN
Oohp I'm comin' up on that turn thingie again I gots ta steer left!
Cartman steers way to hard to the left and his car swerves off that track, over a small wall and into the area where all the fans are.
Side shot - of Cartman's car barreling through all the fans, killing dozens.
Then a shot inside Cartman's car behind his shoulder watching as fans run, scream and get run over.
CARTMAN
GET OUT THE WAY YE IJIOTS I'M TRYIN' TO WIN THIS DAMN THANG!
SHOT -- Cartman's car comes out of the central area and back onto the racetrack.
BUTTERS
There ye go, yer back on the track.
CARTMAN
I'm back on the track!
EXT. RACETRACK - DAY
A shot looking down the track as cars come racing towards it-- Cartman's car swipes some again and two cars crash into each other, one of them comes spinning right at camera.
SHOT - In the stands - Kenny comes rushing down the aisle as NASCAR fans watch the race with growing confusion. Do Kenny running down the aisle both as a front-on shot and a side shot.
SHOT - Static, Cartman's car making the turn and just as he does Kenny comes jumping from the stands and lands on the top of Cartman's car.
SHOT - Now tracking sideview with Cartman's Car, Kenny struggles to stay on.
SHOT - in the Car over Cartman's shoulder - we see Kenny appear in the windshield.
CARTMAN
What the-- Kenny?! What the hell are you doing?!
Kenny angrily bangs on the glass.
KENNY
(through the glass)
FUCK YOU DUDE!
CARTMAN
GET OFF MY CAR KENNY!
KENNY
FUCK YOU PULL OVER!
Butters in the pit.
BUTTERS
(top spotter)
Oh man now our friend Kenny's tryin' to break the windshield. Ain't that just gay as hell...
Back to Cartman's car-
Tony Stewart's car is being worked on quickly by the pit crew - changing the tires, etc.
In the distance we see Cartman's car heading for Stewart's car, and then finally SLAM!
CARTMAN
We're tradin' paint!
Cartman's car hits the back of Stewart's car causing it to fly out of frame past camera-- 2 pit crew guys to die.
CARTMAN
Oh it's SOO easy for you, isn't it Kenny?! I have to PROVE myself!
KENNY
I fucking hate you.
CARTMAN
Sorry dude, I'm winning this race. With the BRAKE. Bye Kenny!
INSERT - Cartman's foot slams the break-
SIDE SHOT - Cartman's Car comes to an abrupt halt.
Behind Cartman's shoulder- Kenny detaches from the windshield and flies, flies, flies until he's just a little dot.
KENNY
AAAghghghghghhhghghgh....
-Then two cars race past Cartman on either side.
Then reverse, Kenny in the foreground landing and the two cars heading towards him.
DRIVER
OH JESUS THERE'S A LITTLE BOY ON THE TRACK!
They swerve and go off in either directions. We HEAR EXPLOSIONS and CRASHING.