Kobolds!!! An Original D&D Song

"Never trust tiny lizards that will kick your ass till next Tuesday"




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What do you call those little bitty lizards
Kobolds!
Those cocky little shits that can still be wizards
Kobolds!

They say they’re dragons, but we’re not sure
One thing’s certain, they’re not a bore.
They’re crafty as hell, and kinda weak
Oh and if you hug them, they will likely squeak

Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!

What are smaller than goblins and Dwarfs
Kobolds!
A lot of them wish they could just polymorph
Kobolds!

Some think they’re shit, others find them cute
And hey like dragons, they like to loot
Stealing anything, that has a pretty shine
It’s hard to tell, where they all align

Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!

Ok I know what you might be thinking
And it’s probably hard to sink in
What’s the big deal with these pint size drakes?

I mean they’re not bright,
like to bite,
And easy to smite
It seems like taking them out would be a piece of cake

They see the strength in numbers
They’re so easy to work with others,
And most of them act like the party’s little pet

But looks here can deceive
Don’t be naive,
You better believe
That if you piss them off they might leave you in debt
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So yeah, new name to the channel and all that! I've been mulling it over for a while about doing something like this. "TheMusicReborn" was a name I made up when I was still in school not knowing I was going to start writing/recording music, so I felt changing it to something else. I could have just used my name but I felt like I needed some little extra flair to it. That's when one of my friends suggested "Tavern Cat" and it just sort of stuck until it became "Tavern Cat Records".

I'll still be writing music about whatever the hell I want so that's not going to change! and I thank you all for your continuted support!

As for this song, as you saw at the end of the video I finally have a date for the album! And this is going to be one of the tracks on the upcoming album "Tales from the Tabletop". I'll have more tracks coming out in the coming months before the album is dropped so keep an eye out for that!

Each song is unique in style and subject, like this one being just about everyone's favorite little playable lizards, Kobolds! Really that's about it!

Also big shout out to Rymac who did the art for this, go check out their work!

Hope you enjoy the song!

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Music, Lyrics, and Production by: Ben Banas (Tavern Cat Records)

Art done by:   / mxrymac  
   / mxrymac  

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