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Flew Off the Handle
Parody of "Too Hot to Handle" performed by UFO and written by Pete Way & Phil Mogg
(1 Kings 19:19-21; 2 Kings 2:1-25, 3:11-8:15, 9:1-13, 13:14-21)

Was guiding an ox plow, on a boring ride
When my major break came
Swept up by the prophet they called Elijah
I'd never be the same

Eljiah threw -- threw off -- baby -- threw off his mantle
And I'm the dude -- who got -- mmmm -- who got his mantle

He went up on high -- and really soon I
Was being mocked by some bullies
But I ain't no Kojak -- and I won't take no flack
Those kids would get chased

Yeah, I flew -- flew off -- baby -- flew off the handle
And all the dudes -- who mocked -- baby -- soon got dismantled

Well, Elijah bowled you over
Turn around -- I'll do it again
I'm Elisha -- we're both prophets
Different ones with similar names

LEAD

Well, Elijah bowled you over
Tell you what -- I'll do bigger things
I'm Elisha -- we're both prophets
In the First and Second Book of Kings

When I'm in your town -- don't fool around
I may start actin' strange
Just like the story I shared -- with boys and bears
So keep out of stupid gangs

'Cause I'm the dude -- who got -- baby -- who got the mantle
And I'm a dude -- through God -- mmmm -- who's often gentle
But I'm a dude who got crazy and flew off the handle
And I refuse to be mocked by rude, rotten vandals

1 Kings 19:19
So he departed thence, and found Elisha the son of Shaphat, who was plowing with twelve yoke of oxen before him, and he with the twelfth: and Elijah passed by him, and cast his mantle upon him.