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Your God Is as Impotent as a 100-Year-Old Man
(Satirical and Catchy)

Verse 1:
They say He’s all-knowing, He’s all-seeing too,
But where’s He been hiding when you’re feeling blue?
You pray and you wait, but He’s taking His time,
Maybe He’s napping, just past His prime.

Pre-Chorus:
You shout to the heavens, but nothing comes down,
Feels like He’s lost in a bingo town.

Chorus:
Your God is as impotent as a 100-year-old man,
Lost all the power, misplaced the plan.
He used to be mighty, or so you believed,
But now He’s just sipping on prune juice and tea.
Your God is as impotent as a 100-year-old man,
The miracles stopped, the magic’s a scam.
You’re waiting for thunder, but all that you get,
Is the creak of His chair and a cold, silent sweat.

Verse 2:
He used to move mountains, split seas with a hand,
Now He can barely stand up on the sand.
He’s stuck in the clouds, scrolling through memes,
While we’re down here chasing broken dreams.

Pre-Chorus:
You call for salvation, but all that you hear,
Is the sound of His walker drawing near.

Chorus:
Your God is as impotent as a 100-year-old man,
Lost all the fire, dropped the baton.
He used to be lightning, but now He’s a spark,
Fumbling the keys in the dark.
Your God is as impotent as a 100-year-old man,
The sermons are fading, the promise is banned.
You’re reaching for heaven, but it’s out of your grip,
Turns out the holy ship’s starting to tip.

Bridge:
Maybe He’s tired, just needs a break,
But when was the last move He tried to make?
You can keep waiting, keep holding tight,
But it’s hard to trust in a fading light.

Chorus:
Your God is as impotent as a 100-year-old man,
Lost all the mojo, can’t even stand.
He used to be fierce, now He’s weak and slow,
A relic of times long ago.
Your God is as impotent as a 100-year-old man,
Fumbling the future with shaking hands.
The legend is dying, the myth’s wearing thin,
The faith is a whisper in the wind.

Outro:
Yeah, your God is as impotent as a 100-year-old man,
But you keep believing, because, well, you can.


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