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Welcome to my world of luxury delusions and budget nightmares—where every ‘rich people’ challenge ends with me Googling ‘how to sell organs legally. 🥂💸

From renting superyachts (and accidentally crashing them into docks) to ordering gold-flake caviar (only to realize it tastes like regret), I’m here to prove that faking wealth is an art… and I’m the Picasso of poor decisions.

Why you’ll love this mess:

Watch me get roasted by 5-star hotel staff for using Groupon coupons.
Cringe as I try (and fail) to pronounce French wines at billionaire parties.
Scream-laugh when my ‘luxury hacks’ backfire spectacularly.
Join the chaos if you:

✓ Have ever spent rent money on a Gucci belt (no judgment).

✓ Secretly think adulting is just a pyramid scheme.

✓ Want front-row seats to the dumpster fire that is my financial life.

👇 HERE’S HOW TO HELP ME SURVIVE:

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON if you’ve ever cried over a bank statement.
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