O'Shea & Mullen "Let's Go Cottaging" 1966.

O'Shea & Mullen "Let's Go Cottaging" 1966.

Lyrics

Oh my sweet darling will you hold me near
I've something to whisper into your sweet ear

You see for a while now I've struggled inside
I've wrestled myself, I've been tossing each night

I've been mulling it over, not an easy decision
You see what I dream of, to some, is forbidden

Oh should I stay, Or should I go away
With those men that I met in the village, pub, toilet, cubicle, the, other, day

So
Let's go cottaging
They said it will be so much fun
You can poke your pork sword through a hole in the wall
And meet some anonymous tongues
If you like the taste of sausage
Then just make haste to the cottage
And then maybe we'll greet
Each other discretely
Without even knowing we've met, oh

My darling please don't be sad
At least now I might spend more time with your dad
I think he might go to the cottage as well
From the pearls in his beard
And the hot musky smell
Which I recognise from the hole in the wall
Plus also he's got some gargantuan balls
Oh his winkle must be about twenty foot tall,
But let's say no more about it


Oh
Let's go cottaging
You know it will be so much fun
You can have a quick slurp of a type of salami
All of the shapes and the sizes are barmy
Then just make haste to the cottage
And then maybe I'll meet you
And frantically beat you
Without even knowing your name

Oh
Let's go cottaging
You'll find me on my knees
Now it's no surprise to why they call it cottage cheese
Or even cottage pie
When you know what goes inside
And I'll always be a cottager, with pride

Oh
Let's go cottaging
You know it will be so much fun
Lets go cottaging
You might get to try up the bum
Lets go cottaging
To try a lot of sausage-ing
And depositing, and/or swallowing all the way

(Let's go cottaging)
(Let's go cottaging)
(Let's go cottaging)
(Let's go cottaging)
(Let's go cottaging)