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Rap song about our new skill Sailing (Old School RuneScape)

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Lyrics
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Yeah
Gielinor got waves now
Poll passed, cope harder

Set sail from Port Sarim, pockets full of copium
Map look like spaghetti, compass held with opium
Knot count mathematic, wind charts like astronomy
XP rates prophetic, then Jagex hit the lobotomy

Trim the mast, patch the hull, planks bought at GE
Boat held together tighter than the lore consistency
Click intensive ocean, six-tickin’ the tide
If I blink for a second, there goes twenty XP died

Sea chart meta shifting every single dev blog
“Working as intended” while my sail’s in a fog
Was AFK fishing sharks, now I’m sweating at sea
Carpal tunnel roleplay, level forty-three

Row, row, row my cope
Gently down the stream
One in twenty-four K drop
Still dry, still clean

Full sail, no AFK
Hands glued to the mouse
If it’s not click-perfect, Jagex
Burns your boat, your house

One in twenty-four thousand, yeah that’s not a joke
Same odds as my parents saying “proud” in my notes
Killed krakens, chased currents, prayed to RNGesus
Got seaweed and trauma, thanks maritime Jesus

Hull integrity yellow, crew morale in the red
Captain’s log just says “why am I like this” instead
Anchor drag calculations, velocity debates
Meanwhile my friend got the drop first try — level eight

Wind from the west, I’m tacking like a thesis
Every rope interaction needs a wiki exegesis
Port tasks, star charts, sextant in my hand
I came to play RuneScape, not reenact the Dutch East India Company, damn

Row, row, row my cope
Gently down the stream
Patch notes hit the servers
Killed my dopamine

Full sail, no AFK
Sweat dripping on the deck
XP rates got nerfed again
But bots still sail direct

Jagex said “player agency”, translation: more clicks
“Meaningful decisions”, meaning wrist damage tricks
Every dev stream smiling, “We reduced idle gain”
Brother I just sneezed and lost efficiency again

Tick perfect tide turning, wave snapping my prow
Miss one input, boat spins like Varrock west cow
Skill ceiling astronomical, floor’s in the sea
Skill gap wider than the lore between Zaros and me

I’m charting routes manually, scribbles on parchment
While bots running circles with a PhD in stardom
Ironman pain different, plank grind hits cruel
If I sink one more ship I’m going back to Motherlode Mine, rule

Docked up flexing drip, nautical fashionscape
Captain’s hat costs more than my entire bankscape
Rum bottle emote, seasick debuff stacked
My character vomiting but still getting attacked

Storm event popping, lightning RNG
Server lag decides if I live or I DC
Lost the boat, lost the loot, lost thirty minutes flat
But hey at least the water reflections looking kinda gas, chat

One in twenty-four K, still chasing that myth
Same odds as a smooth launch with no Reddit pitchforks lit
If I finally get it, screenshot, frame it, cry
Then Jagex hotfixes it next week — drop rate multiplied

Row, row, row my cope
Straight into the void
XP nerfed, wrists destroyed
But the skill’s still polled

Full sail, no AFK
This ain’t fishing, bro
It’s maritime wrist management
Old School RuneScape: boat edition, let’s go

Still sailing
Still dry
Still clicking
Still lying to myself that I’m having fun

See you at level 92.