Those Pants Are So Tight I Could See Her Religion

#obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #classicvinyl#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl

In the sleepy town of Cloverfield, a visit to the local diner turned into an unforgettable spectacle when a woman walked in wearing jeans so tight they practically needed a crowbar to get out of them, causing old Buck to mutter about divine unfairness, Johnny the cook to drop his spatula in awe, and the entire diner to break into a hymn of admiration for the sheer miracle of fabric engineering that left nothing to the imagination and everything to the faithful.

[Verse 1]
Well, I walked into the diner, just to grab a bite,
Saw a pretty little thing in jeans so tight,
She had curls like sunshine, eyes of electric blue,
But those pants she wore, they told secrets too.

[Verse 2]
Old Buck at the counter, he just had to stare,
He muttered under his breath, “Lord, it ain’t fair,”
I took a second glance, just to confirm,
What she believed was the least of our concern.

[Chorus]
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion,
Squeezed into denim like a true vision,
They held her close, like a Bible in a pew,
Every line and curve, so heavenly true.

[Verse 3]
Johnny the cook dropped his spatula with a clang,
As she strutted by, the whole diner sang,
She ordered just a coffee, but oh my dear,
Those pants preached louder than the preacher here.

[Verse 4]
She turned and winked as she walked away,
Left all us sinners with a prayer to say,
Thank the Lord for the fabric and its divine creation,
Those pants started a revival, a full-tilt sensation.

[Chorus]
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion,
Squeezed into denim like a true vision,
They held her close, like a Bible in a pew,
Every line and curve, so heavenly true.