Forbidden Fruit (The Duke's Theme) | Sanders Sides Song (TWs & Lyrics In Decs.)

TW: Body Horror, Disturbing Imagery, Religious Commentary

From "Dealing With Intrusive Thoughts" in the Sanders Sides series

From 6:22 to 9:21 in the original video

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Lyrics:
[Thomas, spoken]
Can someone tell me who he is!?

[Patton, spoken]
It's kinda hard to explain...

[Remus, spoken]
What!?
No it's not!
You just lack imagination
Let's start from the beginning

[Remus, singing]
Adam and Eve bought knowledge
For the small price of a little sin
They also lost eternal life
But what's fruit without the pits?

[Logan, spoken]
Apples don't have pits.

[Remus, singing]
I am the Duke
and it's high time that I dropped in
And since you haven't puked yet
They're wrong when they call you "sick"

It's unicorn horns and dragon tails
Roman's dull creativity
If you want the spectrum
A to Z then
You'll need a little help from me!

From unicorn porn to rats impaled
I give these thoughts generously!
If you really wanna challenge your viewership
Then you need to stop limiting me

[Thomas]
What in the s*** have I been drinking?

[Logan]
It's fine

[Patton]
It isn't you,
These thoughts you're drinking

[Virgil]
Alright
You've got to stop this guy from singing

[Remus, spoken]
I love how hard you try
It's so cute
Let's resume

[Remus, singing]
Sure
People don't like me much Thomas
But that's only just cuz I'm honest
Good and bad is all made-up nonsense

[Roman, spoken]
Bro
I'm gonna whip your butt!

[Remus, spoken]
Do ya promise?
Thomas...
Speaking of honesty,
Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge

[Remus, singing]
He said you're wanting to be more honest
And be direct dealing with your issues
No longer will you deceive yourself
About the ugliness within you

Neat!

You wanna face facts
I've got one
Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, dude
If you shared those musings with your friends
I doubt they would forgive you

Even though
Everybody sins
Everybody dies
Why deny yourself knowledge
Say...
Knowledge of yourself

You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duke
You need not feign decency
You see this house on fire?
I see it too!
'Cause you've got a fiend in me!

So clap your feet and stomp your hands
And dance off your booty cheeks
You can then bet your bottom
I'll still be around when all your loved ones leave!

[Remus, spoken]
Imagine with me!

[Remus, singing]
Licking the blowhole of a dolphin
Your best bud trapped inside a coffin
Your grandma choking on a lozenge
Your pet dog stuffed inside a sausage

These things are only thought in the mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten
So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten
'Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal
It's in Hell

[Remus, riffing]
Hell
Hell

[Remus, singing]
The kind of mind you'd only find in Hell