We used to wear brown shirts, But Switched to Red Ties

We used to just wear brown shirts
but we’ve now switched to red ties.
We’ve ‘styled-up’ considerably
but we’re still disgusting guys.
Those Nazi shirts looked dashing
but we couldn’t always find our size
We used to just wear brown shirts
but we’ve now switched to red ties.

We dressed like our dear leader
just to prove we have no thoughts
that couldn’t be attributed to him.
We came to court believing
we’d bolster his defense
though, sitting in the courtroom things looked grim.

We used to just wear brown shirts
but we’ve now switched to red ties.
We’ve ‘styled-up’ considerably
but we’re still disgusting guys.
Those Nazi shirts looked dashing
but we couldn’t always find our size
We used to just wear brown shirts
but we’ve now switched to red ties.

We claim we stand for law and order,
We just made that up,
cuz actually, with fascism we flirt.
We’d just love a dictator
who’d rule with iron fist
so we could grind folk’s faces in the dirt.

We used to just wear brown shirts
but we’ve now switched to red ties.
We’ve ‘styled-up’ considerably
but we’re still disgusting guys.
Those Nazi shirts looked dashing
but we couldn’t always find our size
We used to just wear brown shirts
but we’ve now switched to red ties.