Heathcliff - Opening Theme

Heathcliff - Opening Theme

This is the opening theme from Heathcliff, captured from DVD. Enjoy.

NOTE: Yes, the "Please Remain Seated" shtick was done a very long time ago. At the time they were ok-ish, but are now obviously cheese-incarnate. These intros have since been removed on all newer videos, so if you run across an old "Please Remain Seated" intro, I already know that they suck. If you want to make a sarcastic comment about them, at least try to make it a clever one: I can take a good-natured ribbing with the best of them, but comments suggesting that I should do away and/or have relations with myself will only be removed.

LYRICS:
Heathcliff Heathcliff no one should
Terrify their neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be outdone
Playing pranks on everyone

There's a race to be on top
The competition doesn't stop
Mixing with the ladies fair
being charming debonair

The gang will reign supreme
And no one can deny
They'll make some history
And always have an alibi

So join in the jubilee
The cats are great they'll all agree
Find in each calamity
the cat's superiority

Oh

Heathcliff Heathcliff no one should
Terrify their neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be outdone
You should realize he can win it with you

(Original Upload Date: 2009-03-12)