🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A police officer waits outside a popular bar anticipating... | Funny Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A police officer waits outside a popular bar anticipating... | Funny Jokes

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👇 THE JOKE 👇

A police officer waited outside a popular bar, anticipating an easy arrest of a drunk driver...

Just before closing time, a man staggered out of the bar.

The man could barely remain upright, he was most certainly inebriated...

He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car.

He finally found his car and climbed in as the bar closed and the patrons began to leave...

He sat in the car for a good ten minutes.

He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off...

He started to pull forward onto the grass, then stopped.

Finally, when he was the last car in the parking lot, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away...

The officer, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over.

He administered a breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a zero...

The officer was dumbfounded, "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed.

"I doubt it," replied the man, "tonight I am the D.D. ."

The officer looked at him with confusion, "I don t see how you could be the designated driver when you are stumbling drunk."

"I'm not," said the man...

"I m the designated decoy."



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