V. THE BUBBLING OOZE CAUSES ITS BODY...

Brothers and Sisters,

We are gathered here today to hear to read the 5th and final verse of random tables for the bubbling ooze from the book of MONSTER PSALMS which is LIVE on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...

Let us pray.

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I. MONSTER PSALMS...
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1;1 {RPG Book} Is a blasphemous tome of illustrations and random tables to give each of your 30 most iconic DnD monsters an entirely new and unholy life at the table!

1;2 {System Agnostic} Has no faith in a single rules system or edition but instead in you, the Game Master, to bring its contents to life at your table however you need or desire.

1;3 {Reformation} Is 100% human-made with illustrations by the amazingly talented Cameron Royce and writing straight from Father Doom's pulpit.
https://www.instagram.com/cameron_roy...

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II. INDOCTRINATE YOURSELF...
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2;1 {YouTube} As a Member of this channel and be blessed one with member-only emojis and a digital copy of "LET US PRAY" every month {one PDF with all of last month's Patreon content}.
   / @the_church_of_doom  

2;2 {Patreon} As a Patron and be blessed with weekly system-agnostic homebrew, BTS posts, and access to my entire back catalog of random tables, 1pg dungeons, and other homebrew.
  / church_of_doom  

2;3 {Discord} As a member of our Discord server which is open to all brothers and sisters.
  / discord  

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III. A BLOOD-SOAKED THANKS...
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3;1 {Cult of Doom} To these Patrons whose generous monthly tithings keep this priest fed...

3;2 {Martyrs} Cassie C. / Christian / King Kazon / Sir_Kardis

3;3 {Zealots} AlexWantsBeans / Bryen A. / DynaDynasty / Ricky Dunn

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IV. ALSO CHECK OUT...
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4;1 {Incendium} An amazing artbook from Dominik Mayer who is a German artist I commissioned many years ago who is now illustrates MtG cards! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...

4;2 {Dread Risen} This epic Mork Borg action figure that's also coming to Kickstarter soon! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...