UCSD Colleges Ranked: What’s the best college?

Comparing the residential building exteriors and graduation requirements for each college at UC San Diego, with an accuracy comparable to that of a Reddit comment.

64 Degrees strike: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G...
Campus map: https://maps.ucsd.edu/ (other maps might not reflect recent changes; for example, Google Maps still shows new Sixth College as a parking lot)

0:00 Introduction
1:16 Revelle
1:53 Muir
2:24 Sixth
2:53 Marshall
3:18 ERC
3:53 Seventh
4:26 Warren
4:51 Conclusion, credits, outro

Music, in order of appearance:
- Take it Slow - SefChol
- Time to Spare - An Jone
- Broken - Patrick Patrikos
- Metamorphosis - Quincas Moreira

Sounds:
- Cowbell: https://freesound.org/people/GowlerMu...

Sources (yes, I did some cursory research):
- Revelle: https://revelle.ucsd.edu/about/histor...
- UCSD founders: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univers...
- Muir: https://muir.ucsd.edu/about/index.html
- Muir environmentalist: https://muir.ucsd.edu/about/Muirandth...
- Sixth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth_C...
- Marshall: https://marshall.ucsd.edu/about-us/in...
- ERC: https://roosevelt.ucsd.edu/about/hist...
- Seventh: https://seventh.ucsd.edu/about/index....
- Warren: https://warren.ucsd.edu/about/history...
- RIMAC: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIMAC

Images:
- Smiling face with tear emoji: https://twemoji.twitter.com/
- College logos and colours: https://brand.ucsd.edu/logos-and-bran...
- Relative college location map: https://triton.news/2018/11/hdh-unvei...
- Deaf icon: https://discord.com/
- Email by Anthony Jakubisin
- Maps: https://maps.ucsd.edu/
- Menu: https://hdh-web.ucsd.edu/dining/apps/...
- College ranking: https://admissions.ucsd.edu/why/colle...
- The Village logo: http://hdh.ucsd.edu/thevillage/ (archived 2016)
- College map: https://hdh.ucsd.edu/_docs/ucsdcampus...
- Admit students: https://www.lajollalight.com/news/sto...
- Housing crisis:
- https://triton.news/2021/10/ucsd-stud...
- https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/...
- https://nationworldnews.com/due-to-ho...
- Strike:   / 64_student_employees_are_currently_on_stri...  

If you have a dream college, prepare to have that shattered! Remember to lower your expectations as you do for tests. Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter which university you go to. Your university will be a scam, yet it’ll become an unforgettable part of your life.