Dumpster Fire 9 - You're Not Woke You're Annoying

Is Trump confused by a Halloween costume? Are the Boomer v. Millennial Wars heating up? Where's the opioid addict emoji the public demands? Did Bridget actually sleep with Obama? All answers can be found only in this week's Dumpster Fire!

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00:00 - Introduction
00:57 - Troll-In-Chief
6:39 - Sprained My Eyes
8:09 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation
11:38 - BDE
15:21 - Cancelled
20:25 - Capitalism Always Wins
23:17 - Dumpster Diving
28:34 - Phetasy News
32:22 - Credits

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