Theodore Roosevelt (Bruno Mars' "24K Magic" Parody) - @MrBettsClass

Teddy Roosevelt use a big stick and 24K magic to change the presidency and America.
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He strides
To live the strenuous life
Progressive, he’ll make things right
Never backed down from a fight

Bully! Teddy Roosevelt is coming through
Making a Square Deal for you
Theodore Roosevelt for President
Manliest of men
Delighted!

I once was sickly (sickly)
Ailing (Ailing)
I was an asthmatic kid
I hit the woods
I grew strong
Went out west and conquered the Badlands
Assistant Secretary
Of the Navy
Until the Maine went kaboom
Led the 1st Volunteer Cavalry
I’m taking San Juan Hill in Cuba soon


I’m a dangerous man when I’m with my Rough Riders
Bully!
As the New York Governor I feel I’m steward of the people
Bully!
Can’t hide me as V.P. someone just shot McKinley
Bully!

President now
Teddy Roosevelt is coming through
Making a Square Deal for you
Theodore Roosevelt for President
Manliest of men
Delighted!


Second verse for the Robber
Barons
Captains of Industry
Watch your back, (uh oh) the Sherman Act (uh, oh)
Is busting up your monopolies
Next, save our Earth, we’ll conserve
Something smells like a rotting turd (uh oh)
That’s not fresh
It’s smelling like The Jungle
Hashtag blech
Meat Inspection Act

I’m a dangerous man when I’m in the Oval Office
Bully!
Russia and Japan are friends, the Nobel Prize, it goes to me
Bully!
I’m a man with a plan
Make a Panama Canal
Bully!

It’s my corollary
Teddy Roosevelt is coming through
Making a Square Deal for you
Theodore Roosevelt for President
Manliest of men
Delighted!

(Wooh)
Everywhere I go I’m sure to
Speak so softly
Everywhere I go I carry
Such a big stick
Run in 1912 they be like
He’s a Bull Moose
So, so close
Almost president again
Theodore Roose-, Theodore Roosevelt
What’s my name?
Theodore Roose-, Theodore Roosevelt
What’s my name?
Theodore Roose-, Theodore Roosevelt
Easy’s life a waste
Dare to be great
Just think what would Teddy Roosevelt do?