“You Have Heard the One About …,” (Bad Bible Jokes), Acts 2:1-21, Rev. Richard Mize

“You Have Heard the One About …,” (Bad Bible Jokes), Acts 2:1-21, Rev. Richard Mize. Pentecost Sunday, May 19, 2024. Historic Trinity Presbyterian Church (PCUSA), 2301 NE 23rd St., Oklahoma City. Indian Nations Presbytery.





"Reader's Digest"
"Laughter is the Best Medicine"
Jesus
parables
rerun greatest hits
Baalam's talking ass donkey
Tower of Babel
We built this city on rock 'n' roll
burning brassiere
Egyptian loan word brazier
smoking fire pot cooking pot furnace
Texas Catholic men
The Jerusalem Bible
clothes on your back feet did not swell
pouting King Ahab of Syria
Prophet Elisha baldhead baldy she-bears 42 boys
Ninevah repents also much cattle
deaf and mute man healed "tell no one"
Apostle Paul preached all night
Eutychus fell
raised from the dead
Apostle Peter at the gate
Rhoda and disciples
church bulletin bloopers
“A Laugh a Day: A Daily Dose of Heavenly Humor"
Todd Hafer
It's not about us
God will have the last laugh
Ecclesiastes 3:1-4
Ecclesiastes 3:4
Numbers 22:21-39
Genesis 11:1-9
Genesis 15:1-18
Genesis 15:17
Deuteronomy 8:4
1 Kings 21:4
2 Kings 2:23-24
Book of Jonah
Mark 7:31-37
Acts 2:7-12
Acts 12:1-16