QUOTES 👌Quotes and Motivational Wise Words of GEORGE CARLIN

QUOTES 👌Quotes and Motivational Wise Words of GEORGE CARLIN





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the reason I talk to myself is because

I'm the only one whose answers I accept


fighting for peace is like screwing for

virginity



that's why they call it the American

dream because you have to be asleep to

believe it



May the forces of evil become confused

on the way to your house


never underestimate the power of stupid

people in large groups




there are nights when the walls are

silent and only the moon howls

if you try to fail and succeed which

have you done



the main reason Santa is so jolly is

because he knows where all the bad girls

live


meow means woof and Cat


religion is like a pair of shoes

find one that fits for you but don't

make me wear your shoes



Men Are from Earth women are from Earth

deal with it

think of how stupid the average person

is and realize half of them are stupider

than that



scratch any cynic and you will find a

disappointed idealist



I don't have pet peeves I have major

psychotic f

hatreds



atheism is a non-profit organization



thank you

how is it possible to have a civil war

life gets really simple once you cut out

all the they teach you in

school



how come when it's us it's an abortion

and when it's a chicken it's an omelet



I have as much Authority as the Pope I

just don't have as many people who

believe it

isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors

call what they do practice





can become president

that's the problem

the caterpillar does all the work but

the butterfly gets all the publicity

laugh often long and loud laugh until

you gasp for breath





there are nights when the walls are

silent and only the moon howls



don't sweat the petty things and don't

pet the sweaty things


a good motto to live by always try not

to get killed




and a lot of them are really good at it

I think I am therefore I am I think



isn't making a smoking section in a

restaurant like making a ping section in

a swimming pool





I would never want to be a member of a

group whose symbol was a man nailed to

two pieces of wood


conservatives want live babies so they

can train them to be dead soldiers

everyone Smiles in the same language

don't just teach your children to read

teach them to question what they read

teach them to question everything



how can he be perfect everything he ever

makes dies



it's never just a game when you're

winning



if four out of five people suffer from

diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys

it

we are a nation of sheep and someone

else owns the grass


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