Скачать или смотреть Blitz Mode- Frances Thorburn by Lance Horne at Joe's Pub (Disney Emoji Blitz)

FrancesThorburn performing Blitz Mode by LanceHorne at Joe's Pub

BLITZ MODE

I’ve been sitting on this ball
And I think it’s doing wonders for my abs,
But I can’t tell
I’ve got a student at ten
I should shower, or eat,
But all I can do is blast Adele

I gotta do my laundry, gotta do my job,
Gotta write a letter to my neighbor’s barking dog,
Gonna get off my phone, I swear I’m gonna call it quits
But first,

Disney Emoji Blitz Mode!
Swappin' Elsas with stars
I’m in Blitz mode,
Can’t talk or text, it’s really hard
I’m in Blitz Mode- it’s Magic Kingdom all the time-
The faster I go, the more Disney I get,
The Maleficent Challenge, ooo!, and Ursula, yup!
I’ll do anything to swap my Mickeys and make ‘em explode,
It’s too much for my brain, just let me remain in Blitz Mode!

I’m a fully grown woman watching adds for toys
Just to get a free spin,
Oh! and it’s on my iPad too,
so I double my chances to win

I only have an hour to walk Lucca and shower
I should go, but I just got full power,
It’s been days since I’ve left my home, and I can smell my pits…
But first,

Disney Emoji Blitz Mode!
Swappin’ Elsas with stars
I’m in Blitz mode,
Can’t talk or text, it’s really hard
I’m in Blitz Mode- don’t you worry, I’m fine,
The faster I go, the more points on the screen,
I top the leader board cuz everybody else is thirteen!
Taking bets on if the next emoji’s Miss Piggy or Mister Toad—
And when the rainbow is full, you can’t pull me away from…

(Blitz Mode!)
Simba, Ariel, and Flounder,
(Blitz mode!)
My boyfriend makes me play without the sound, or…
(Blitz mode!)
I cross a genie with a rabbit,
(Blitz mode!)
But I could always kick the habit,

(conga tempo accelerated)

(Blitz Mode!)
Swappin' Elsas with stars
(Blitz Mode!)
Can’t talk or text, it’s really hard
(Blitz Mode!) Just get my Woodies in line-
The faster I go, the more hearts in their eyes,
My collection’s complete, crap! They’ve got a new prize!
I’ve gotta go, I’m sorry, no literally, I’m on the commode..
It’s all gonna be fine, whew, I made my last line!
Blitz Mode!