How to Write the Worst Song Ever

How is it possible ....... as a guitarist, singer-songwriter, and performer, I am ABSOLUTELY blown away by the PERFECTION of Colleen Ballinger's "apology" video. She accomplishes so many huge mistakes and reveals so many horrible tendencies in a single song, I felt the need to make this video. Check out my Patreon for the full video, enjoy.
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IN THIS VIDEO:
00:00 - Lessons 1 - 3 (Before you start)
01:07 - Verse & Chorus “Toxic Gossip Train”
01:37 - The Technique
02:41 - Lessons 4 - 6 (Reveal that narcissism)
04:14 - Lesson 7 (Pause for no reason)
04:48 - Lesson 8 (Insult your aunt)
05:11 - Lesson 9 (Diminish accusations)
06:15 - Lesson 10 (Remind us of your fame)
07:16 - Lesson 11 (Accuse audience of being degenerates)
07:37 - Lesson 12 (Turn chorus into punishment)
08:51 - Lesson 13 (Turn on that self-praise)
09:08 - Lesson 14 (Start name-calling)
09:29 - Lesson 15 (Anticipate and undermine)
10:16 - Lesson 16 (Ignore specifics, get general)
11:04 - Lesson 17 (Gaslight!)
11:58 - Lesson 18 (Offer no evidence in your defense)
12:21 - Lesson 19 (Get ta’ guilting)
12:54 - Lesson 20 (Farts AREN’T funny???)
14:15 - Lesson 21 (Final Lesson: You’re A Good Person)