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“Happy Merry Christmas Holiday” is an original dark-comedy Christmas song by Steven Carlton — a chaotic, sarcastic, and unapologetically unhinged anthem for anyone who’s had enough of holiday cheer.

With its upbeat melody and hilariously bleak lyrics, this song is the perfect soundtrack for those who find Christmas more stressful than magical.

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Happy Merry Christmas Holiday
Lyrics by Steven Carlton

[Verse 1]
Christmas is that time of year
when you spend beyond your means
it sucks out all the joy in life
at least that's how it seems

[Verse 2]
This year it will be different
I'm not going to shop at all
No Target and no Wall Mart
And screw that stupid mall

[Chorus]
Happy Christmas
Merry Holiday
Let's eat reindeer til we barf

No socks for me
No underwear for you
Strangle me with mother's scarf

[Verse 3]
Christmas time, oh Christmas time
Let's go murder a tree
Decorate it's corpse like a gay parade
Sounds pretty fun to me

[Verse 4]
It's snowing again, coming down real hard
I kinda hope my roof will collapse
No fruitcake, just a frozen butthole
That's how it ends, perhaps

[Chorus]
Happy Christmas
Merry Holiday
Let's eat reindeer til we barf

No socks for me
No underwear for you
Strangle me with mother's scarf

[Verse 5]
The Holiday season has come and gone
I survived it once again
I promise next year I'm going to burn it down
As part of my evil plan

[Verse 6]
Let's hunt down Santa and all his elves
Let's roast some nuts on the fire
I just took my meds and I'm kinda sleepy
So I think that I'll retire

[Chorus]
Happy Christmas
Merry Holiday
Let's eat reindeer til we barf

No socks for me
No underwear for you
Strangle me with mother's scarf

Merry happy Christmas holiday everybody!

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