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Lyrics:
[Yoda]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi we
Keep the stash from you, you see

[Mace Windu]
Death sticks, ketamine, all treats
You’ll get none, take a seat

[Kit Fisto]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi squad
I’ve got a real hot bod

[Obi-Wan]
Pills and powders, in the jar
We know how strong they are

[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
We’ve got treats that are most severe

[Plo Koon]
Including spice and Corellian beer

[Chorus: All]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi hoard
Candy's drugs you can't afford
Mix it in with something sweet
You’ll float right off your feet

[Mace Windu]
Death sticks keep us feeling right
Partying into the night

[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
Candy’s more than sugar, see?
It’s Ketamine and LSD

[Obi-Wan]
It’s not an issue if you think
I’ve had too much to drink!

Saesee: Uh, Obi-Wan, perhaps that’s enough Jet Juice for one night…

Yoda: Care, we do not! Prepared to die partying, we are!

All: KRIFF YEAH!

(Music Resumes)

[Kit Fisto]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi weed
Grows in gardens where we reap

[Plo Koon]
Pass it 'round, don’t make a fuss
Padawans can’t smoke with us

[Shaak Ti]
Will someone f-ing help me please?

[REDACTED]
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom!

[Mace Windu]
Spice runs deep within the stash
One more hit, we’ll feel the crash

[Fisto]
We’re all sexy Jedi Gods, we hoard our stash so good

[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
We’re hiding all the candy, you’d steal it if you could

[Chorus: All]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi hoard
Candy's drugs you can't afford
Ketamine, it makes us glow
We’ll keep it all, you’ll never know!

[Saesee]
The Force, it keeps us quiet—why make such a fuss?

[Plo Koon]
But all our hidden caches, they won’t ever trust.

[Yoda]
Use the cache, and lose the plot
For young ones, this is not

[Obi-Wan]
Death sticks, spice, a Jedi’s treat
Just like Satine’s feet

[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
Obi-Wan, you dirty dog

[Kit Fisto]
I’ve got a real big hog

[Saesee]
This has gone on long enough

[Mace Windu]
Fine, but one more snuff

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