I Confused People on Facebook Marketplace

Everyone loves a couple goofs and gags. Except for Keri-Lynn. Keri-Lynn is all business.
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You know how Facebook has a marketplace? You know, where folks can buy and sell things? That thing? Yeah! Yeah so I went on there and tried to confuse some people! Yeah! Oh.. Oh my god no way when did that happen??! Oh dude I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it heals quickly.. No way man. Oh god dude yeah my uncle had something like that happen, his neighbours' dog latched onto it when he was like 6 and it just completely got ripped off. No! No no I didn't mean to one up you i'm sorry! I just thought you'd be glad to hear that other people have lost their dick! Ahhh no idiot his life wasn't normal after losing his dick are you kidding he lost his penis you moron. Yeah, his parents banished him to a filthy wine cellar right after the incident, they do a quarterly check on him because that's all he really deserves. I've honestly forgotten his real name, I just call him Uncle Dickless. Yeah really though why are you still talking to me get out of my face No Dick.

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