Wandering the Jordan River Temple after my shift

To show just how grossly lacking the Power of Discernment™ is in Mormon Temples I was literally working behind the temple recommend desk in the Jordan River Utah Temple (in South Jordan, Utah) just last week (February 2015). Every Mormon Temple in Utah has a security book behind the front desk with MY photo in it, advising temple workers to keep an eye out for me because of my hidden camera videos that expose their secret cult rituals.

In the second half of this video I cover up the conversation I held with the other man behind the recommend desk with music because the details of the conversation we held could blow my cover.

For ages Mormon Sunday School teachers and Bishops would share amazing stories with Mormon youth about how God (aka Heavenly Father, aka Elohim the Kolobian) would NEVER ALLOW any unworthy person to enter the holy temples. There are countless apocryphal stories of unworthy people ALMOST getting into the temple, only to be stopped by a fire alarm going off, or some inexplicable loud drumming noise that only the unworthy person could hear that caused them to flee the building. In reality, I resigned my membership in this cult over 13 years ago and have gone back into over a dozen temples at least 40 times since then using numerous borrowed or forged temple recommends and using names like, "Noah Buildaboat" and "Hugh Jass".

Mormons don't possess any sort of amazing Power of Discernment™. In fact, the opposite is true. Collectively speaking they are some of the most gullible and naive people you'll ever encounter. Utah is the U.S. leader in Multi-Level Marketing scams (MLM's) specifically because Mormons are just so damn gullible.

If you're a Mormon and you're reading this, why doesn't your pathetic, polygamist "God", Elohim the Kolobian, do anything to stop me from exposing your cult rituals to the world? Where is the amazing Power of Discernment™ that these old people are supposed to possess in "The House of the Lord" (aka The International House of Handshakes™)?

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