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Let it be known Stan is nothing if not... how to put this... creative with his reasons to drink?.. But for real, he'll come up with any number of things to drink toward. From "Yay, you're cat died" drinks to "Here's to your 4th divorce!" drinks to even "It's Thirsty Thursday" drinks. And today, for Thirsty Thursday, Stan decided to up the ante a bit with his drink, the Revelation.

Described as the strangest mix of pure mother's milk and LCD, the Revelation will send your trippin through some interesting visions, accompanied by only the best in cinematic and pop music gold as Stan takes on his first ever Power Hour. So sit back, relax and prepare to let Stan help you blur the lines between the Sacrilegious and the Sacred one shot at a time with this little goodie.

Hello! Welcome to Just a Sip with Stan. I’m your host, Stan, and I’m going to help you blur the line between the sacrilegious and the sacred one shot at a time tonight. We’ve got an awesome drink lined up for you tonight. It’s going to be a “power hour” using my drink called “The Revelation.”

Now, if you don’t know what a “power hour” is, you clearly didn’t go to college. You take a shot of beer every minute for an hour! It’s usually done when you’re listening to music; so we’re going to have a lot of crazy tunes for you tonight.

Revelation is the final book of the Bible—which—I never got there. Kind of like Alice in Wonderland meets Total Recall. In it, a dragon is wreaking havoc—doing what it does best—and a freaking angel comes out of the sky, and he just crushes him! It’s the weirdest book I’ve ever…not read.

We’re mixing two types of beer. It’s Dragon’s Milk and Archangel.

Alright, let’s get started! Who’s ready?!?! I’m ready! Are you ready! …There’s no one here…well let’s do this!

Oh, yeah…two at once! I wonder if I’ll be able to breathe fire after doing enough of these—maybe. Seriously, I’m just winging it! Cause, Angel—wings…get it? I’m funny!

Next winter, we’re going to do a swimming show called “Just a Dip with Stan.”

I also teach an elementary gymnastics course called “Just a Flip with Stan.”

“Just the Lips with Stan” where I teach you how to do your makeup properly!

“Just a Zip with Stan” which is really just…me zipping up coats.

Oh yeah! And there’s “Just a Snip with Stan”, which is my hair-cutting class.

Oh, “Just a Dip with Stan”—that’s my swimming class—did I already talk about that? Probably…

“Just a Crip with Stan”— “Just a Hip with Stan”— “Get a Grip with Stan”— “Just a Gip with Stan” where I straight-up rob you. what I do is I wait for you to cross by the dark alley by your house where you can buy my book and I just—whoop—take your purse. And then I throw your own eye-liner at you, and your chapstick.

“Just a Quip”—“Just the Blimp”—“Just a Whip with Stan”…

Thanks for watching “Just a Sip with Stan.” If you want to try this literal suicide mission, you can check out Stan’s Bar Book; which is available on a Somali pirate ship.

You have a good night! I’m going to go throw in a bath bomb, turn on some Mariah Carey, and just chill for a little bit. Because “me time” is important; so I’ll catch you next time on “Just a Sip with Stan.” I’m going to do that…so I’ll see you next time.