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If you’re a cat lover and you’ve never held a swamp kitty, you’re missing out.
Picture this: a quiet night by the lake, moon glowing like a giant marshmallow, and there’s a little raccoon — nibbling on her own thigh like an introvert at a social function, pretending to be busy - so she doesn’t have to talk to anyone.
Then, without a word, she hops up onto my leg like she just booked the deluxe cuddle package at the Full Moon Night Spa. She starts kneading my thighs with her tiny, velvety swamp-kitty paws, like she’s making sourdough. Except… halfway through, I realize she’s also trying to pick my pockets. And I’m thinking, “Sweetheart… you’re a raccoon. What exactly are you gonna do with my Visa card?”
So I pay her off with sunflower seeds…then rub her little third eye for some spiritual bliss.
But here’s the thing about raccoons — they’ve got all the cat charm plus the gossip network. The second one gets pampered, word spreads and now I’m covered in swamp kittens- can’t even see my own legs.
Cats are great but raccoons are Cats version 2.0. with all these cool updates like thumbs, a mischief mask, and a talent for chaos.
Upgrade your life cat people – join the raccoon revolution.