"Bing Bing Bong Bong", The Immortal Words of Donald Trump

Donald Trump was complaining at one of his rallies recently that the TV networks and press never give him credit for being such an outstanding orator. Few Rotary Club secretaries reading the minutes of the past month's meeting can come close to him in terms of whipping a crowd into a frenzy. Very few PTA treasurers reading their financial report aloud to parents can rival him when it comes to inspiring folks to violence. What more proof does one need? Trump is kind of the Mark Twain, Julius Caesar, Will Rogers, Bernie Madoff, and Adolph Hitler of public speaking, all in one package, equal in size to the lot of them as well.
Mangy Fetlocks has a great reverence for those who can command a crowd by sheer force of will. He's heard more than his share of braying asses, and Trump is up there with the best of them.
The lyrics to Mangy's latest paean honoring Trump are found below:

Bing Bing Bong Bong
That’s Trump’s most memorable quote.
Bing Bing Bong Bong.
It just inspires hope.
Bing Bing Bong Bong
He says it to his herds
Bing Bing Bong Bong
Trump’s got a way with words.

“Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your country.”
JFK spoke in a voice both clear and strong
but just think how much better if he’d said
Bing, bing, bong, bong.

Bing Bing Bong Bong
That’s Trump’s most thoughtful line.
Bing Bing Bong Bong.
If only it were mine!
Bing Bing Bong Bong
as Trumpers nod their heads.
Bing Bing Bong Bong
like plague, his message spreads.

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself”
This message was delivered in dark times.
Folks once believed Roosevelt was quite profound
But only ‘cuz Donald Trump was not around.

Bing Bing Bong Bong
Trump’s most immortal thought.
Bing Bing Bong Bong.
Such genius can’t be taught.
Bing Bing Bong Bong
His rally-goers swoon.
Bing Bing Bong Bong
They worship a baboon.

“Do your best, history will do the rest…”
“Never use two words when one will do best.”
Harry Truman was known for being direct.
If he’d heard Trump, he’d be humbled I suspect.

Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong
Trump’s really digging deep.
Bing, bing, bong, bong.
He mystifies his sheep.
Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong.
He’s truly said it all.
Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong,
Incites the next cabal.

“Those who deny freedom to others
deserve it not for themselves.”
The words of Lincoln, may resonate a bit, (but)
compared to Donald, Abe couldn’t speak worth shit.

Bing Bing Bong Bong
That’s Trump’s at his profoundest.
Bing Bing Bong Bong.
His abdomen is roundest.
Bing Bing Bong Bong
No one’s said it before.
Bing Bing Bong Bong
Such candor libs abhor.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson