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Yo, Westlock, you a sad little stain on Alberta’s plain,
Five thou’ folks, but y’all livin’ in vain!
Farm town vibes, but your crops all suck,
Fields so dry, they prayin’ for a fuck!
Main Street’s dead, like a ghost town curse,
Your “Pioneer Museum” ain’t shit but a hearse!
Rusty-ass tractors, relics of despair,
Westlock’s so dull, even the cows don’t care!

You ban Pride flags? Man, that’s weak as fuck,
Neutral my ass, you’re just stuck in the muck!
50.9% votin’ for hate,
Y’all so backward, you’re Alberta’s worst state!
Rotary Spirit Centre? More like Spirit’s deceased,
Your community vibe’s just a cultural fleece!
Westlock County’s burnin’, fire bans every year,
‘Cause your dumbass trucks spark flames out of fear!

A hundred years old, but you ain’t grown a bit,
Still stuck in 1912, you conservative shit!
Edmonton’s close, but you’re light-years away,
From progress, from hope, from a brighter damn day!
Your hospital’s “new,” but it’s still second-rate,
Westlock Health Care? More like Health Care Checkmate!
Population’s droppin’, y’all fleein’ the scene,
‘Cause livin’ in Westlock’s like a bad fuckin’ dream!

Yo, William Westgate and Lockhart, your namesake’s a joke,
Your town’s so broke, it’s snortin’ lines of coke!
Railway came through, but it couldn’t save your soul,
Westlock’s a black hole, suckin’ dreams down a bowl!
You’re 85 clicks from Edmonton’s glow,
But you’re stuck in the dark, where the buffalo don’t roam!
This rap’s your eulogy, I’m spittin’ on your grave,
Westlock, you’re done, ain’t no soul left to save!