EPIC the Musical - A Brainrot Parody: Rizzlessness

I DID NOT MAKE THE INSTRUMENTAL, THIS IS A PARODY SONG OF RUTHLESSNESS FROM EPIC THE MUSICAL THE OCEAN SAGA

The Original Song:    • Ruthlessness  

And of course a huge thanks to    / @jayherrans   for making my absolute favorite musical full of absolute banger and I'm sorry I had to ruin it.


(Here are the lyrics that are full of typos and inconsistencies so bear with me lol)

Rizzlesness
JOE BIDEN X8
P: Of all the Gronks and Livvies, it’s never very often that i get to mog
I try to chill with the edge, but damn you killed my streak
I’ve been so SIGMA. And yet you hurt the Mod of mine!
Thats right, the discord mod you slighted, is mine
O: No
P: I'm left without a choice, I will use all my clout
Yeah, you betas gettin’ mogged out by a god now
I must get skibidi, no poppy’s playtime now
But before you go I need to make you learn how

Rizzlessness is mercy upon our streak
(Rizzlessness is mercy upon our streak)
Rizzlessness is mercy upon our streak
Our streak!
You are the worst kind of cringe cause you can’t even glaze
A noob, who spouts about having rizz, that’s what I hate!!
Cause you try to rizz gyatts, but won’t break your edge when the time comes
I mean you totally would have avoided all this had you just gone and bust
But noooooo.

You are far from based, the truth you need to face
Is that mewing has done nothing for your rizz now
You may jelq in spades, edge all night and day
But unlike you I have no qualms busting out cause

Rizzlessness is mercy upon our streak
(Rizzlessness is mercy upon our streak)
Rizzlessness is mercy upon our streak
Our streak!

Now it is finally time, to say goodbye, your edge streak dies
Unless of course, you apologize, to my discord mod and his kitten grind

O: Joe Biden, we meant no sus, we only wanted to rizz his kitten.
We took nothing else from his goon cave
We only wanted some thug shake!

P: The line between, an XQC abd Adin Ross is almost invisible
So close your heart, let out a shart cause Rizzlessness is mercy.
Die.
Rizzlessness is mercy upon our (SIGMA, SIGMA!)
Rizzlessness is mercy upon our (SIGMA, SIGMA!)
Rizzlessness is mercy upon our (SIGMA, SIGMA!)
Rizzlessness is-

O: What have you done?
(When does a mew become a looksmaxing)
P: 43 subs under your command
(When does the mogged become a rizzler)
I am the Kendrick to your Drake!
The Rizzler, that always mogs near!
Any last yaps?
O: All I gotta do is open this bag!
P: WHAT?
Remember Me…..