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The first vegan bloggers' convention is coming up in Portland this summer. There are loads of exciting speakers lined up and tempting treats abound in Portland, where it's happening. There's just one catch - it's sold out. The last remaining ticket is available by way of a song contest, and this is my entry. I channeled the song stylings of non-vegan Adam Sandler and his Happy Hanukkah Song. I hope you enjoy it!

Lyrics:

Put your Herbivore t-shirt on. It's time for Vida Vegan Con.
We're gonna get our nooch on from Saigon to Oregon.
Vida Vegan Con is a festival of blogs,
and in the process it helps chickens, cows, and hogs.
When you feel like the only kid in town who shuns camembert and brie,
here's a list of people who are vegan just like you and me.
Woody Harrelson drinks green smoothies,
while Prince and Casey Kasem nosh Tofutti Cuties.
Trainer Bob Harper eats non-dairy Biggest Loser ranch,
so do Jason Mraz, Linda Blair, and Dennis Kucinich.
Ellen DeGeneres is vegan, Portia de Rossi too.
When they get together, they make cheese from cashews.
You don't eat Mickey D's, Taco Bell, or Burger King,
cause you can raise a glass to Coretta Scott King. She was vegan.
You can count the Esselstyn's, Rip and Caldwell, as your buddy,
along with T. Colin Campbell from The China Study.
Veggie pizza with Daiya, just can't beat it.
Have a slice with Weird Al. He'll be glad to Eat It.
Isa Chandra Moskowitz puts black salt in her fritatta.
Teri Hope Romero makes a mean bean enchilada.
Colleen Patrick-Goudreau is a cook who's compassionate.
Why do vegan authors all have names in triplicate?
Grill master, George Foreman, looks at vegans with scorn,
but guess who's chowing down on grilled ears of corn? Mike Tyson!
Tell Josh Hooten bring the vital wheat gluten.
Howard Lyman, the Mad Cowboy, will start rootin' and tootin'.
So grind your flaxseed-acon in your Vitamix-acon,
We're gonna have some fun-acon at this happy, happy, happy Vida Vegan Con!