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What happens when a hyper-logical alien species makes first contact with humanity… and meets Dave?

Meet the Kryll — a cold, calculated crustacean civilization ruled by a planet-wide bio-computer. They expected a fierce human diplomat. They got Dave in a Hawaiian shirt. Watch as the galaxy’s most fearsome weapon is transformed into a disco ball, a candy dispenser, and a galactic tourist attraction — all thanks to one man and his sweet tooth. This hilarious science fiction story turns first contact into first confusion.

🎧 Perfect for fans of humorous sci-fi, first contact stories, and fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy or Douglas Adams style absurdity.

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✅ Chapters (for Timestamps & Viewer Retention)
Intro: Welcome to Xylos – A world of auroras and coral-computers

Meet the Kryll – Bioluminescent crustaceans ruled by logic

Here Comes Dave – A diplomat in flip-flops

The Bio-Scan Disaster – What is in Dave’s stomach?

Cultural Confusion – Fashion shells, nutrient paste, and cat videos

The Ennulator Incident – Humanity meets the ultimate weapon

Disco & Gummy Bears – Dave rewires everything

The Candy Revelation – It's just… rock candy?

Kryll Existential Crisis – From fear to fudge

The Galactic Candy Revolution – Diplomacy by dessert

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