Скачать или смотреть POV: Watching your roommate practicing playing A up to the 12th fret

Dear self,

Today I watched my roommate play the A notes over and over again while I sat in the same room on my phone. I don't even know how she got on the lease or when she moved in. She was just here when I came home from work and never left. Has she been here the whole time and I'm just going nuts? I called mom and she seems to know who she is, so I'm confused. Mom sent me a photo of all 3 of us together and now I don't know what to do. My roommate paid rent today and keeps to herself, so I guess I'll go to the doctor to tell them I've been having memory problems.
She doesn't really talk to me, only mutters to herself and sings random melodies, and imitates instruments using her voice. She really only ever eats pizza and cereal as far as I can tell. I don't know how she hasn't died yet.

I have two fresh corn cobs in the oven calling my name.
I wonder what I should name them?

I'm getting tired... I don't know when I'll write again. Goodnight.