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Witness one of the most legendary, absurd, and quotable duels in cinematic history! This is the complete "Black Knight" scene from Monty Python's classic comedy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975).

King Arthur (Graham Chapman), on his quest for the Holy Grail, encounters the stubborn and impossibly tough Black Knight (John Cleese) guarding a "bridge" (a small footbridge over a stream). What follows is a masterclass in Python-esque humor, as Arthur tries to reason with, then dismember, the knight who refuses to yield, famously insisting his horrific injuries are "just a flesh wound."

Scene Highlights:

0:00 - The Introduction: "None shall pass!"

1:45 - The First Limb: "Tis but a scratch!"

3:10 - The Duel Escalates: "I've had worse."

4:55 - The Final Offer: "What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

5:30 - The Iconic Ending: "All right, we'll call it a draw."

Why is this scene so famous?
It's the perfect example of Monty Python's humor: logical absurdity, deadpan delivery, and a hilarious defiance of reality. The Black Knight's refusal to acknowledge his dismemberment is a joke that has transcended the film, becoming a popular meme and reference in pop culture for anyone in denial about a hopeless situation.