r/Choosingbeggars "I'll Hire You If You Sleep with Me"

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP gets a disgusting offer from a firefighter. OP's a woman, and the guy claims that he can help her get a firefighter job if she sleeps with him. He writes this long, gross, multi-page text with all the reasons why she should become his friends with benefits, and how he's a "really nice guy" who's also "amazing in bed." Dude, if you're really such a catch, why do you have to blackmail girls into being with you? 🙄

0:00 Intro
0:11 Garage sale
3:38 Can you read?
4:11 Rats
5:40 Baby sitting
6:23 Influencer butthole
7:51 Firefighter struggles to communicate
11:48 Do more
13:42 Would you take a huge discount?

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