Dyfi Bike Park - Can our Marriage survive a day at Dyfi?

In a short time Dyfi Bike park has become legendary in the UK mountain biking community and for very good reason.
It's fair to say it generates a fair amount of anxiety amongst those that haven’t ridden the epic DH tracks or as I found for those that haven’t been for a while.
While there have been several “average rider” at Dyfi edits proving that it's accessible to more than just the hardcore DH crowd its still demands respect from anyone brave enough to give it a go.

Lindsey and I have been talking about visiting Dyfi Bike Park ever since I visited 2 years ago but I was struggling to convince her as she definitely has a preference for Golfie style slow, steep tech tracks rather than flat out DH flow and a 130mm travel mullet trail bike with extra air in the tyres is like taking a feather duster to a gun fight - what could possibly go wrong?